Jamie

"See Linda for passport processing! She'll fix your hair for you and outdo any crappy Walgreen's photos."

"This appears to be the nicest airport I've been in. The free iPads in the Delta G concourse are a nice prophylaxis for small talk."

"Watch out for Laura. She'll pretend to know what she's doing while buffing your watch. Then she'll return it scratched and foggy looking, saying that's how it's supposed to look."

"Avoid the bennies at brunch. They haven't figured out how to poach eggs."