"Tried the chargrilled oysters, gumbo, and potato salad. They were amazing."
"The pastrami egg and cheese on a roll is one of my favorite breakfast sandwiches."
"I tried this place once because I heard it was good. I didn't know who Ben was and had some kid butcher my scalp, hands down worst haircut ever. I had better haircuts for less at Astor Place Hair."
"I don't have words to describe how good this pizza is. I want a pizza rustica in NYC!"
"Mediocre craft beer selection and watered down cocktails."