"As the former mayor (since our honeymoon in 2010) I can say that this is easily one of the best places on earth. Just make sure you close the windows before you go so no bees come in!"
"Get a fountain drink and a cookie is only $0.99."
"Monday and Tuesday nights is all you can eat Dim Sum! Amazing deal!"
"Closed Fridays. Be prepared!"
"The pool is beautiful and the mixed drinks use potable ice so drink up!"
"Show your student ID and get a student discount for full price items."