"This place is legit. Get everything. Whoa. Do not miss the blueberry pie!"
"Oddly enough, the McDonald's here tastes like every other McDonald's on the planet."
"Mayor Giuliani is here right now looking like he lost his keys somewhere...and tweeting about it."
"The S terminal is BEAT UP. #jhetto"
"Novelty sized delays at security today...and at the bar."
"Get some mezcal tepeztate, it's delicious and hard to find."