"Don't even bother asking for what you want. They are going to screw it up. This is the 3rd and last time I am coming here."
"Naughty Nurse is one tasty beer. You won't be sorry if you order one."
"3 Words for you: Lobster Eggs Benedict! Order it!"
"Get $5 off an mobile phone accessory when mentioning this foursquare tip! Limit one discount per customer."
"Pizza is great here! Closest thing to NY style pizza east of the river!"