"I ordered a soy latte here and not only did it come out too hot, but it tasted disgusting. Not just so so, but disgusting. Stay away."
"Do not go here during the morning rush, unless you want a watery, overly hot latte."
"The Delicious Roll was... well, delicious."
"The Cauliflower Manchurian on the Lounge Menu is amazing!"
"The Naked Cowboy is the best oyster!"
"One of the few places I've been (internationally) that does almond-milk lattes and gets them right."