"There are a ton of power outlets here hidden under the bar."
"There's a pretty cool set of wind chimes hanging in one of the trees here. Find them and claim a piece of grass"
"Always out of plain bagels"
"The manager lady here is insufferable. The only reason I keep coming back is because I feel bad for the people that have to work for her."
"Highly recommended! So friendly!"
"Excellent happy hour at the bar everyday of the week including late-night!"