"New from Layrite- the latest West Coast pomades on your pomp or pixie!"
"For day games, try to shoot for sections 102, 103, 104, 105 & 106. The sections to the right of home plate have you baking in the sun."
"This is a great spot for state inspections on my bike. Easy in & easy out. Great staff &friendly service."
"Great fresh juices, but bring your patience; there's always a long wait, even if you're the only one there. I like the Savory Red, but tell 'em to go easy on the garlic or you'll get 4 or more cloves!"
"The iced tea is like no other! Unbeatable."
"The buffet customers here are fucking barbarians. Try to avoid rush hours."