"Excellent food selection except in the Summer when there's only ribs on the menu. Look out for the flying tanks!!"
"This place makes fantastic homemade Italian food. Very authentic. Also, great thin crust pizza and cheesesteaks."
"You have no room to talk Phil M. You're even worse."
"The mayor here is a drive-by checker-inner. Shame on you Thom."
"The mayor here is a drive-by checker-inner. Shame on you Thom."
"Then stop coming here Phil M."