"We're busy as hell on the weekends (Friday and Saturday nights), so plan accordingly. Reservations welcome, of course. :)"
"Ask for Scooby Snacks if you're looking for something special."
"MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR BACON BEFORE YOU LEAVE"
"BUY STEREOTYPICAL MEXICAN FARMER HATS HERE"
"AMMO CANISTERS IN THE WOODS, MAN"