"Unless you're on an excursion, avoid this port. It's a dump."
"The outdoor patio is very nice. It affords great views of the smog covering the city. 😉"
"Smelly, slow, and employees that clearly don't like their jobs."
"The freshest of the fresh!"
"Contrary to reviews you may read online, this is a better longue than the American Express longue."
"Not one of the better American Express lounges. If you saw the filthy scrub pad that they use to wash the champagne flutes and wine glasses with, you'd never drink out of the glasses again."