"Get your tea fix at the Blue Lady Tea tent!"
"must dance to get to bathroom"
"A personal favorite of mine is beef with egg sauce on noodles. But don't bother looking for it on the menu - you won't find it!"
"vodka sauce is awesome! try the vodka pizza of penne vodka. their heroes are also superb"
"Get the morir soñando - it's like a creamsicle milkshake! Also, they make a damn good Cuban sandwich"
"Come here to throw your money away to the City for receiving bullshit parking tickets"