"Come here for the wings, stay for the ebola"
"If you like Steakums you'll love this place... If you like fresh, flavorful, friendly or fast then drive by because they have none of it.."
"Super slow service... Be prepared to wait.."
"If you're asked to read a serial number to the clerk, when you say zero, she asks "zero as in the number or letter?", you know they aren't hiring the cream of the crop.. more lines get better clerks"
"Wonderful rendezvous location"
"Don't piss off the wife...."