"Cross your fingers and hope you don't get stuck sitting next to crying babies or people who don't believe in the almighty power of deodorant"
"jet bubble bath. Outdoor pool. Giant tvs. Whats not to like?"
"dont' 'americanize' your tacos with lettuce, tomatos, and cheese...this isnt taco bell."
"a travelers dream. Candy. Porn. Cheesy redneck slogan shirts. Coffees. Food. Where's the sign that says 'you must be this tall to ride this"
"sloopy's 2.0 - now with grass skirts! i feel there should be mermaids in a giant tank somewhere."