"Avoid touching the throw pillows."
"Curl up in front of the fire with a good book."
"Hey guys, the 1970's just called: they want their furniture back. #timetoremodel #imisstheboardroom"
"Don't touch Patch's ears. He does not like it."
"Awesome concert venue but be prepared to get soggy in the rain. Bring towels and large garbage bags to toss them in one the way home. And PS: don't get caught with the booze you snuck in..."
"My favorite fro yo on Cap Hill. The rockin' salted caramel is my favorite. And they have sample cups!!"