"Get the Memphis BBQ Thick Burger while you can. Delicious!!!"
"When you come by, ask to see Carl. He's the coolest guy ever. He works in the deli."
"The youth band Front Row Action plays here. They're amazing!!!"
"Watch your speed. Cops are parked all along the median"
"Someone here smells like butt."
"The worker barely speaks english and doesn't let you choose your toppings."