"Watch out for the wonky shaker tops, and, if you can, go see the younger tall bartender with a buzz cut and beard if you're having a cocktail beforehand!"
"Come for the Robitussin DM, stay for the music."
"If Gayle is working the registers, go to her! She is fast, efficient, accurate & fun!"
"If you need a big glass of liquor - this is the spot!"
"Try the carne asada burrito for a delicious savory splurge!"
"Buy Chris a shot & then ask him to take his shirt off and he'll usually oblige."