"Gotta raise more campaign funds n run for mayor again."
"Excellent selection of toys, comics, old magazines & video games! Open weekends only."
"Awesome place for a wedding reception!"
"Dr. Jung (pronounced "young") is excellent!"
"Come here for the great, personal, old-school barbershop experience! Gino is awesome."
"The super-thin, ultra-crunchy crust pizza here is the best we've ever had. Ever. Seriously."