"Get the Kashmiri Lamb Rogan Josh with Coconut Rice."
"My brother is an idiot."
"For my next trick I will become mayor of UHealth Bariatric offices :)"
"Noel is a FourSquare cheater."
"Bring a portable A/C because it's a 'cool' 78 outside but it's a 'not-so-cool' 89 in my room! The staff doesn't care because "this is not the United States"."
"Always dope any time you go."