"Absolute fucking hellscape"
"Place opens up at 7am but don’t bother showing up then bc they won’t have anything ready."
"Book your next appointment at the end of your current appointment! Otherwise - good luck trying to get in when you need to. Worth it though. Best haircut in NoVA."
"Good place to hasten your divorce"
"Angry salad makers. But they treat everyone poorly, so don't take it personally."