"The free wi-fi is a little shaky, but if you complain they'll give you a free night!"
"Get earplugs from the front desk. The streets are louder than NYC"
"Very friendly staff, great customer service, but this style of learning's not for me. I took Dreamweaver class & would have preffered more personal/interactive approach as opposed to out-of-the-book."
"Call ahead to place your order"
"Be prepared to wait a loooong time."
"Try to get Martin to dance."