"So apparently none of the rooms in this hotel have windows...."
"Fantastic bagels. Delicious coffee. Friendly staff. What more could you ask for?"
"The fried chicken sandwich and monkey bread are delicious."
"Pre-made food is delicious. Just take home and eat!"
"Fantastic beers and burgers!!"
"Fantastic beer selection and burgers that make you question whether burgers were invented in Italy!"