"I'm not here right now. Leave a message at the beep."
"Cold? Tired? Stop at Joel's Coffee House at the corner of Lakeline and NB 183a on your way to the train/bus. Mention this tip and you might get a discount."
"Floss! Do it. They will know... (And ask for the nox)"
"Come on over to FirePit Ceramics to play with clay!"
"Ask James about the Gowalla/Facebook check in special"
"Be sure to ask James about the FourSquare/Facebook check in special"