"40p for the toilet. Wear a nappy or go before."
"Amazing food. Brisket was so succulent and tender."
"Order anything, it'll be great. Runamok Australian Chardonnay is particularly nice."
"The short pasta with salmon and cream sauce was divine. Carbonara, was the best she's ever had."
"Unagi is excellent - and the seafood combination"
"Avoid speaking Arabic and greeting your friend Jack with a friendly "Hi""