"get the special - the special is "trust me" - do not ask for a california roll - do not try to keep a sauce from one course for the next course --- or get the soup nazi treatment."
"pick strawberries etc. check out the sky goats"
"drink Iron Beer; it's not beer; it's soda that tastes like chewable aspirin."
"see good music, don't mortgage house"
"buy a ukulele. $25. concerts also."