"Ola Cannes Lions Balearic or Baloney revellers - for the real thing, drive 1,217km to Denia via Barca, take St Antonio ferry to Ibiza, get a taxi to The Blue Marlin. DJ Prosper Rek plays all day 21/6"
"Come inside during the day and feast your eyes the circus performers. Be outside at sunset and feast them on the walls on the Palais."
"This is THE beach to be seen at during the Cannes Lions. As are all the others..."
"Who says you need endless cash to enjoy the Cannes Lions? Sit here and take in the sun, sea, bare breasts and skimpy trunks. All free!"
"Try the sea. It's free!"
"The perfect place to watch the Euros during the Cannes Lions. Now THAT'S content!"