"Service sketchy for prime time Sunday morning but food worth the wait"
"Always do the national rail 2 for one offer- you can't fast track but saves £25"
"The soft shell crab with fried chicken to start. Boom"
"Today's wifi password is: Vancouver"
"For a spooky night book room 5 with the ghost, or the lovely room 3 "flint cottage" for the family"
"Best chips in London? Maybe. They're up to my northern standards and service is a healthy mix if old school chippy with a slice of bistro. Nice"