"Having WiFi here is great, but it's so flaky as to be almost useless."
"Show your Foursquare checkin to the receptionist at Trinity Hall and get a free T-shirt!"
"The staff here are some of the nicest and most helpful I've ever met anywhere!"
"Buffalo chicken salad sandwich on sourdough bread! That is all."
"Try the iced tea! Always fresh and delicious!"
"Bring a quarter for cart deposit. You get it back when you return the cart."