"Lamb Karahi, Garlic Nan, can of Lilt. Awesome."
"The bloody wifi password is itsbehindyou2. Now never ask me again."
"Go in and at least try it out. Under new management, and scally free."
"The swim up rooms and apartments are mint. Come to think of it, the mojitos and pool are too."
"soup and pint deal - £4.50. blinding"