"The Strawberry Rhubarb Pie is phenomenal. Must have."
"Blueberry pancakes are great."
"Stay away from the eggs and sausage at the free morning breakfast. Instead have 2 or 3 bagel toppers. They are more edible."
"Bread was great, service was mediocre and the place was overpriced. Stay away...sort of."
"Buster likes to smell your crotch."
"If you can, don't get sick. But if you do, come here. Fast service and free wifi."