"This hotel desperately needs an upgrade. Dated , tiny rooms, dated public spaces."
"Actually pretty decent sushi and tasty agedashi tofu for an airport restaurant. Ask what fish is fresh."
"Have an Amex Platinum Card? Free access to the lounge."
"Get takeout and receive 10% off!"
"Stay in the two bedroom suite in the back above the garage and get a full kitchen and a great deck to lounge on."