"Fried, fried, and fried. nasty place."
"this place is so good! I've been coming here for years. the pizzas are made with their pretzel dough as the crust and it's awesome."
"get one of the lunch specials. tons of food for under five bucks."
"try the mashed potatoes"
"Five extremely butch women live here. Avoid this hellhole like the plauge"