"If you're single, go to Sultre for a dress and you won't be much longer. If you're taken, beware."
"Munch on the caramel popcorn to whet your appetite, order truffle fries as your appetizer, have the steak for your entree all with some Dogfish Ale."
"Ask the waitress if you can get more drinks and she'll probably say no. Lol."
"Free week of ashtanga vinyasa yoga classes from one of the best yoga instructors! Om shanti, shanti, shanti..."
"Watch Aaron meow across the bar, underneath the bar, and potentially throw up on the couch but only on holidays."