"LGA has two sets of D gates. Some are for Delta and some are for AA. Don't assume the 'D' in front of your gate number means terminal 'D'."
"It's like all the rejects from Dallas who moved to Austin hang out here."
"I thought you were supposed to feel smarter after having stayed at an HIE? I feel dumber. Doors don't work. Wifi doesn't work. Only one person at the front desk."
"You will get stopped by a train."
"Great staff. The soups and paninis are excellent!"
"Dr. Bernstein is the best ObGyn here!"