"Kimble, the store manager, is the best. Ask for him!"
"This is a great place to sleep if you don't want to bother with a hotel room!"
"The bathrooms by eighth avenue have the highest concentration of homeless men living in the stalls. So, you know, use this one."
"A fast and cheap shoeshine!"
"Make sure you check out the resplendent crayon art in the bathroom, courtesy of Qwiki's own Dables."
"Get a table by the front windows to watch all the East Village oddballs while eating some of the best ramen downtown."