"Get the brisket grilled cheese. Holy moly."
"Chicken tortilla soup is AWESOME"
"Do NOT go here. They will fail to clean your clothes same day and then tell you they can't get your clothes out from the back room. Inconvenience? That's an understatement."
"Beware of owners who don't leave when their dogs snap at the other pups. We had to leave when a French bulldog attacked our shih tzu twice in five minutes. The owner didn't even bother to apologize."
"Get the mac & cheese. And the fried port cheese. And the butter cake. Holy geez, SO GOOD."
"Mexican martini and a stuffed avocado. Please and thank you."