"The Starbucks closes earlier than the store. Weird."
"Do a fun project and get out of the box. These guys are pros at working with crazy requests."
"If you're taking the tour, get to front of the line or you won't hear anything at all. (trust me)"
"Cleanest restroom within 2 square feet. (yes, feet... Yuck)"
"You can purchase and refill your smart card here. (They work in all downtown meters)"
"Get a rum bean, but be careful biting down on it — it might spill on you."