"Watch for falling Rockstars!"
"Watch out for these guys!"
"I hope you don't like salt on your fries cuz after 1 o'clock in the morning you won't get any!"
"Everything is good here & the fireplace is amazing!"
"Don't try to order any food of their menu after 11 o'clock, apparently they don't like to make money after that time..."
"Levi is the best waiter in the world! Make sure you tip him well or I will hunt you down!"