"Carnitas is back on the menu, but the serving size is now portioned out with a salsa/guac cup. Definitely not as much as you used to get."
"They will try to upsell you to a more expensive tire and their replacement certificates every time."
"The pet show at Seaworld was better"
"Wifi password is scoopie983"
"Bring your ID. Yet another place with the retarded policy of carding everyone regardless of how old you look."
"The tongs get really hot under the heat lamps here. Don't burn yourself."