"The hunk of pizza (2 slices) is of surprisingly good quality."
"They hand make, carve, and decorate candles."
"Right now (10/7/2012) the clearance rack, by the wines, has giftwrap tape on clearance. Stock up for the holidays!"
"Definitely order the tropical coconut shell ice cream."
"If you care about silly things like facts or the truth, then don't sit in their lounge. They always have stupid Fox "so called" News on the tv!"
"French onion comes in a croc with ooey gooey cheese, as it should."