"Zumba class monday @ 6 = happy fun awesome sauce. Do it."
"If you don't want people to know where you are, maybe don't blast it on the internet?"
"The room service is excellent."
"Lenora is the cut thru street from belltown. Drunk kartarr always forgets :)"
"Ask for the hot pocket martini. Gin, chartreuse, pimento, cointreau, poptarts, and nasty meat."