"Get a gimlet. WC door slides, does not swing."
"Margie, the owner, is adorable as she is accommodating. Ask if you need anything special for cooking in the great kitchen and she'll hook you up!"
"For super straight, hard to cut hair, see Skye!"
"Good food, bad TV, thin walls, and a few ghosts. Try them all!"
"Check out the Dance Pad."
"I effing hate this place."