"Five Star Fabric a little further south on Midway has better prices."
"Be prepared to wait in line. There is never enough staff at the registers!"
"Ask for Mary, she's the best!"
"Who ever made the new northbound lanes was smoking some serious crack!"
"You really can't go wrong on any of the flavors! But trust me, get the Gelatin - the best of both worlds: ice & custard!"
"Try the Buffalo Chicken Pizza it is awesome!"