"Of you are one of the cretins who thinks a good place to stop and talk on the phone is at the top of the escalator, stop it. It's annoying."
"Lots of beggars peddling the same made up stories week in week out. Please don't give them anything, it only encourages them."
"Lovely hotel. Ask for a room with a sea view, it's an amazing 180 degree view of the channel."
"Sells beer every day of the week!"