"All of the baked goods are f*cking amazing, the drip coffee is great too."
"Their menus have a nasty plastic cover that smells like formaldehyde."
"Ben B. needs to shut his mouth."
"I like the tips that tell you to come in and "relax" as if someone needed permission to."
"There's a phone and a shower in the bathroom."
"Let's talk about the bulk salt n pepper walnuts."