"The spicy Moroccan chicken and couscous is surprisingly savory. Try it! Even a part moroccan agrees!"
"Bring toilet paper. There is usually a shortage. Bring face wash while you're at it!"
"Try the "French Sailor"! It's super refreshing!!"
"Don't listen to the bad tip! This place is amazing! Try the pan roasted chicken & apples! Cooked to phenomenal perfection! And service was great!"
"Irina is the best bikini waxer. She'll keep you laughing through the pain!"
"Try the hot apple cider "SIN-imon"! Those pills at the end aren't roofies, btw. Just hot tamales! LOL!"