"Mornings are the least crowded."
"For those wondering what the hell a replica of the Greek Parthenon is doing in Tennessee, visit this. Your questions won't be answered but visit it anyway."
"Put the breakfast burrito in your mouth and I guarantee enjoyment."
"The Shamel Farms beef jerkey is made with real Shamel."
"For $20, you'd think the breakfast would be a little less stale."
"Dont bother with the wifi. $10 a day, and it runs slower than my phone's 3G network."