"Brian the bouncer is a big higher. Just go for it."
"I love this Starbucks because I have time to shave, update my Facebook and get all my work done while waiting in the drive through."
"Some of the kindest and personable baristas you'll meet."
"Okay place to visit. Avoid long-term stays."
"Don't talk too loudly. You'll scare the hipsters. And, be careful driving: the beer is hefty and the cops lure. Best beer in town, hands down."
"Fantastic coffee! Remember to bring cash. No cards accepted."