"No good deed goes unpunished"
"The good is really good-the service that we had was below subpar. The cumin scented sweet potatoes were out of this world! I'd go again with hopes that the next server was better."
"Whatever you do, don't let the guy that gets the carriages mix your paint! We had to go 3 times to get it right."
"The coffee of the month and of the day are less money (.20 on a "Big Louie") than the other coffees!"
"There are some real hits and misses here- lasagna is great, chicken parmesan is good but Cannoli's is better and baked ziti is just overloaded with cheese."