"They make this stuff called butter roll. Best stuff on Earth."
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"Food is only good here if you're a tourist. Not a place for residents to have much fun, but a must-see."
"Don't come without calling ahead of time. DETRIMENTAL to your health."
"So the waitress is also the cook. She's getting quite the tip."